| New |
Different color from previous design |
| All New |
Parts not interchageable with previous designs |
| Exclusive |
Imported product |
| Unmatched |
Almost as good as the competition |
| Design Simplicity |
Manufacturing costs cut to the bone |
| Foolproof Operation |
No provision for any adjustmtents at all |
| Advanced Design |
Advertising agency didn't understand it |
| Field-Tested |
Manufacturer lacks good test equipment |
| High Accuracy |
All the parts fit |
| Years of Development |
We finally got one to work |
| Unprecedented Performance |
Nothing we had before ever worked THIS way |
| Revolutionary |
It's different from our competition |
| Distictive |
Different shape and color from the others |
| Maintenance-Free |
Impossible to fix |
| Re-Designed |
Previous design flaws fixed |
| Hand-Crafted |
Assembly machines operated without gloves on |
| Performance Proven |
Will operate through the warranty period |
| Meets all standards |
Ours, not yours |
| Satisfaction Guaranteed |
Manufacturer's when they cash your check |
| Microprocessor or Computer Controlled |
Does stuff we can't explain |
| Latest Aerospace Technology |
One of our techs got laid off from Boeing |
| High Accuracy Tolerances |
Feels nice and smooth |
| New Generation |
Old one didn't work, this one should get us out of trouble |
| 24 Hr. Customer Service |
Within 24 hours we can find someone else to ignore you |
| Customer service across the country |
You can send it to us at any UPS location |